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Kong: Skull Island – 10/03

“Oh, hey there, er… Bob. Fancy coming on a cruise to a tropical island?” “Wow, yeah, that sounds great. What’s the name of the place?” “Skull Island.” “FUCK no, dude, I’m out. That sounds like a pure shit-fest. Next you’ll be telling me that it’s inhabited by cannibals, dinosaurs and giant, aggressive primates.” “Well…”

Prevenge – 15/03

Alice Lowe (Sightseers) directs and stars in this dark tale of a pregnant widow who, believing that she is being told to by her unborn baby, embarks on a killing spree, dispatching anyone in her (and her foetus’s) way. Wow. I’ve heard of “baby crazy”, but this takes it to a whole new level.

Beauty and the Beast – 17/03

Tale as old as time…so I don’t need to tell you about it. It’s the same film, but with real people.

Free Fire – 31/03

This high octane, action thriller from Ben Wheatley is definitely a must-see for fans of gun-fights in warehouses. Why? Because it’s a two hour gun-fight in a warehouse. With Cillian Murphy. And Armie Hammer. In 1970s Boston. Any questions? Good.

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